I’m working undercover to keep an eye on you and your household. You may not even know you’re under surveillance. I can vanish into thin air if anyone or anything interferes with my investigation. If you need a cat who knows how to stay out of trouble and will always keep your secrets, I just might take your case. 

PS Addison and I have grown quite close over our stay at Tears and you will often find us snuggling together in our own private corner.