I’m working undercover to keep an eye on you and your household. You may not even know you’re under surveillance. I can vanish into thin air if anyone or anything interferes with my investigation. If you need a cat who knows how to stay out of trouble and will always keep your secrets, I just might take your case. 

I would love life on a farm or as a barn cat and am not keen on one-to-ones with people, although I do get along with other cats.